I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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