Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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