Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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