I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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