Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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