i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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