It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
wanna go halves on a baby?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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