found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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