we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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