I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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