it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he wants to bone in the snuggie
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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