so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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