Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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