I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
