Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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