are you so shy because you have an std?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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