Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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