420 ftw
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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