My brain says no but my pants say off.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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