you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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