y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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