There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Randomize
