I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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