Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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