normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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