Sry I called you an 8
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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