What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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