Its about making memories worth repressing
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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