Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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