My liver just broke up with me...
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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