I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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