ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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