You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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