that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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