what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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