new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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