I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
