At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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