i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Terrible idea I love it
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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