do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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