Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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