He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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