D3 body, D1 cock
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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