They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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