I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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