What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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