Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Duck Duck Cougar?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
