okay pat passed out under dana's car
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Randomize
