if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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