I must be too annoying 4 u.
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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