I wanna passion pit in your ass
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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